"Breast feed your children for the health benefits (to mother and child) and take the cost savings of not buying formula and bottles as an added bonus. Even with the costs of a breast pump and storage supplies, you'll still come out way ahead."
Health: "Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores"
Tech: "Use google maps to create a cultural/contextual map of your community"
Misc: "Take the extra time to spell things correctly - it shows you care about who's reading what you've written. Grammar, spelling and punctuation are often overlooked when communicating via the Internet."
Misc: "Do not eat yellow snow."